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Singularity multiplayer design document recipe.

Ingredients:

• Shoelace.
• Shotgun (any gauge) & several buck shot shells.
• Lots of sellotape.
• Label printing machine.
• Length of chain.
• 1 x copy of TF2 manual
• 1 x copy of Left 4 Dead 2 manual

Directions:

1. Bind TF2 and L4D2 manuals with shoelace.
2. Take shoelaced manuals and on sturdy chain 5ft from ground.
3. Load shotgun and shoot at suspended manuals. Two to three direct hits should do it.
4. Gather mostly in-tack pages from dead manuals.
5. Attach "Singularity" sticky labels whenever you see the words Left 4 Dead or Team Fortress 2.
6. Sellotape pages back together, the order of the pages makes absolutely no difference.
7. Present new sellotape document to development team as multiplayer design guide.

Think I'll pass on this one.