An open letter to The Barracks
I, Stammer, being 30 years of age, having read (and digested (figuratively)) the AUP, FAQ and forum/server guidelines in all their verbose glory (one wonders whether amalgamation (or simply concatenation (no, actually amalgamation sounds better (in a sort of outlawed-mercury-filling way))) of abovementioned documents into a super-all-encompassing-agreement-document (or SAEAD) would avoid cases of acronym-induced catatonia (or AIC (wow, these dad-blasted acronyms really are strangely compelling)), although I'd better keep any contentious overtones (real or imaginary) out of this post, it being my first (& last? (no! must remain positive))), and furthermore being stout of mind and wrist (in a strictly mouse-wielding sense), do hereby solemnly proclaim my humble wishes to join the towering edifice of geriatricism that is The Older Gamers (or TOG (hang on, wasn’t I opposed to the (unopposed) propagation of acronyms?)).
In a nutshell, Stammer wants in, and has AA_Omen’s endorsement for BF2142 prowess. If nothing else, you’ll get to see many more posts like this, with more brackets than sense.
"If ever man stalked man, Flay stalked Swelter. It is to be doubted whether, when compared with the angular motions of Mr Flay, any man on earth could claim to stalk at all. He would have to do it with another word."
Mervyn Peake: Titus Alone