An open letter to The Barracks

[stammer]

Dear Barracks,

I, Stammer, being 30 years of age, having read (and digested (figuratively)) the AUP, FAQ and forum/server guidelines in all their verbose glory (one wonders whether amalgamation (or simply concatenation (no, actually amalgamation sounds better (in a sort of outlawed-mercury-filling way))) of abovementioned documents into a super-all-encompassing-agreement-document (or SAEAD) would avoid cases of acronym-induced catatonia (or AIC (wow, these dad-blasted acronyms really are strangely compelling)), although I'd better keep any contentious overtones (real or imaginary) out of this post, it being my first (& last? (no! must remain positive))), and furthermore being stout of mind and wrist (in a strictly mouse-wielding sense), do hereby solemnly proclaim my humble wishes to join the towering edifice of geriatricism that is The Older Gamers (or TOG (hang on, wasn’t I opposed to the (unopposed) propagation of acronyms?)).

In a nutshell, Stammer wants in, and has AA_Omen’s endorsement for BF2142 prowess. If nothing else, you’ll get to see many more posts like this, with more brackets than sense.

Tempting, eh?

[Sir Fitz]

Welcome to TOG, your application has been reviewed and approved.

You now have full access to all parts of TOG including:

• All TOG member only Forums
• All TOG member only areas of the website
• All TOG member only game divisions
• All TOG game servers

Your membership also includes access to various get-together, events, contests, and other exclusives for this 25 and over only organization.

For a complete list of everything your membership includes along with everything you might want to know in order to take advantage of your new membership, be sure to stop by to read the "New TOG Members' Guide"

Currently TOG consists of over 27 game divisions and has over 17,000 registered members. There's also plenty of other cool stuff on TOG, so browse around & check it all out. We sincerely hope that you enjoy TOG for as long as you choose too. Feel free to spread the message to your friends and family who enjoy gaming and don't forget to have fun yourself!

All the best!

The Older Gamers!

[stammer]

Thanks, Sir Fitz. You (probably) won't regret it! I shall bear the TOG tag with pride.