Howdy Aphrodesiac.
we recently had someone get disgruntled about our application policies, but it is very simple and very quick. Here is a snippet from the sticky at the top of the barracks:
Welcome to the The Older Gamer Forums.
If you would like to join TOG, we ask that you make a new thread in the "Barracks" forum introducing yourself.
There are some key things you MUST state in order to be considered for membership. These include:
You are over 25.
You have read and AGREE to abide by the TOG Code of Conduct
You have read and AGREE to and abide by the TOG Acceptable Useage Policy (AUP)
You have read and AGREE to abide by the Forum & Server Guidelines
You have read the Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) Document.
You have read and AGREE to abide by the Signature and Avatar Guideline.
Some idea of your geographical location and the times that you play will also help. These things can also be entered in your USER CP (top left corner of screen). Updating this information allows people to know where you are in the world and helps coordinate events.
If you like, you can also say a bit more about yourself: your gaming history, what you do for a living, whether you have a family, what some of your other interests are, etc. - this information is optional but welcome.
So, just say that you have read and agree to all of those things and that you are over 25, which it sounds like you are, and you will be in like Flynn. There is a very extensive WoW community here that you can have access to once you become a full member. This is just to make sure that if anyone is proven to NOT be old enough or doesn't play by the rules of TOG that they can be sent away with out any complaints.
Come on! Do it....you know you want to. Join us, and together we will rule the inter-verse!!! (Muuuuwahahahahahaaaaa!!!!)