[DONE] Elderly gent seeks not so ladylike guild for fun and games

[tradjick]

Hey all,

Looking to join TOG (as separate from The Underage Gamers - or TUGgers) for Rift. I am an Aussie (yes we ride kangaroo's to work and store our morning beers in their pouches). I started serious gaming with AD&D running on treeware, but my first ever computer game was a keep the ampersand between the hashes on a Trash-80. With MMO's, my RL ended with my introduction to DAoC. Played WoW since vanilla and was and officer and a gentleman for quite a few guilds over the years. However, I have found I prefer to play with people that have a certain skill-set and knowledge-base - such as the fast disappearing talent of "being able to wear one's pants over one's arse", the understanding that real singer's not only can hold a note, but don't need an autotune (tm) to do so, and that the only joke containing "yo momma" is the person that said it.

OK... I lied about the gentleman bit :P

I work full-time (in IT - yeah I know... so what do you do for work? sit in front of a computer and type. And to relax? sit in front of a computer and type... frantically) and have successfully replicated myself a few times. This limits my time to evenings and weekends. I enjoy PVE and raiding: PVP not so much. I am sure this says something about myself being team-focused and forging forwards in solidarity for the common good over imperialist greed, although I am totally in denial over what that could possibly be.

As for anything else I would like to share? Well there is my opinions (although that is more pathological than a conscious decision), and of course I would be willing to share my totally hawt and buff bod, but only between 3 or 4 gorgeous and fabulously rich women of insatiable appetites and loose morals (only the morals :P )

Please consider my application for full membership and please do not hesitate to contact me for any further information or requests for bribes.

[SJ777]

Hi tradjick,

Welcome to TOG, your application has been reviewed and approved.

You now have full access to all parts of TOG including:

• All TOG member only Forums
• All TOG member only areas of the website
• All TOG member only game divisions
• All TOG game servers

Your membership also includes access to various get-together, events, contests, and other exclusives for this 25 and over only organisation.

For a complete list of everything your membership includes along with everything you might want to know in order to take advantage of your new membership, be sure to stop by to read the "New TOG Members' Guide"

Currently TOG consists of nearly 30 game divisions and over 36,000 registered members. There's also plenty of other cool stuff on TOG, so browse around & check it all out. We sincerely hope that you enjoy TOG for as long as you choose to. Feel free to spread the message to your friends and family who enjoy gaming and don't forget to have fun yourself!

All the best!

The Older Gamers

[tradjick]

OMG! Thank you, thank you, thank you... I would like first of all to thank my mother, without whom I would not be on this planet, and also the amazing team at UberMadSkillz Inc for helping me put together such an amazing application. I also need to thank... blah blah blah.. and finally I would like to thank god if I can ever find her.