[DONE] Hello hello again my dearest comrades!

[Corn]

I use the word "comrades" with the least amount of communism as Russianly as possible! I have, once long ago in a far away time and rift, applied to be a member, but was dosed with a reality check to my impervious uncanny name which was not accepted by the great powers that run the engine of checks and balances at ToG . I wish to revisit this with the options of altering my nomenclature to a more appropriate title , but require assistance to what is available along the lines of they "cornbread" theme . Could you oh so nice and jolly chaps give me a nudge back on my options so that I can fulfill my fate in life in becoming a member of this grand and illustrious guild ?

PS - if you need coaxing, I have beer!

[SJ777]

Hi there <yettobefinallynamedprospectivetogger>,

I did some forum searching to get the background to this story. I found your old sign up thread - quite an interesting read actually

The last name considered was Cornbread but as the database does not distinguish case that would conflict with another name in there. So the other options provided to you back then were:

PhCornbread? P Cornbread? PnCornBread? The CornBread?

I might also suggest Cornbread followed by the year of your birth in numerals?

Over to you.

[Corn]

Ye Olde SJ777,

I attest to goodhearted tidings when I pen up a decent thread post! While the English language is full of buck teeth an bad hygiene, I like to give it the Orbit approach and flower things up with a clean and tasty grammar of sorts!

Since I have lay claim to the original often imitated (but never duplicated) Cornbread, perhaps it should be wise of me to accept my ancient title with a sense of reverence by adding the surname of "YeOlde." Then again, I could always take the suggested low road of "Cornbread1842" to reflect the true age of me bones. If characters are to be allowed, maybe "Cornbread B.C." Though that would imply perhaps really stale and tasteless Cornbread wouldn't it? Hmmm... I will return with a chosen correction, I promise you, before the day is out.

Tootles for now!

[Corn]

After much deliberation with myself all day long (and let me tell you, deliberating with one's self really works up quite the appetite ), I have decided that a simple "Corn" will do. That is, if some lammor other gammor hasn't taken "Corn." Let me know if this suits the fancy of ye awesome m8s!

[SJ777]

Hello Corn!

Welcome to TOG, your application has been reviewed and approved.

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All the best!

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