I have read the faq. And thats the faq, the whole faq and nothing but the faq.
Other famous Faq's:
You want the FAQ? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FAQ!!
What the faq is the problem anyway?
Does this sprite make me look faq?
(starts to read faq, paying close attention to "
Who is responsible for what at TOG?" and wondering who would claim responsibilities for the actions of a lunatic)
I (heretofor reffered to as me, or I, or myself, god, "the gift" "the chosen one" deity, underling, over achiever, under performer (well my wife gets her 2c anyway) Ying, Yang, Gypsie, Gin 'n Tonic, Spoon, The creature from the black lagoon (oil spill, don't ask)) do declare on this the 30th day of November in the year of our lord (always wanted to say that though I'm an atheist or maybe just a pragnostic believer) 2006 that I have read (or browsed, looked over, printed out and brought to the toilette with me

) the AUP and the FAQ (Bill Clintons outtakes and Monica Luinski's famous "I didn't inhale"

).
I shall endavor to help and support, speak truth not distort, aid our cohort honor TOG in short. When able lend a hand to any frog, fae or man. I shall promote justice and truth, aid our fellows and guide our youth.
In silence you will hear me my loudest, whispers of a life passing by. Don't strain to hear lest it be yours not mine. In banter rejoice for a tale will be woven and in the hands of fate our heroes chosen. Let us adventure together.