Originally Posted by waffenbot
Marry someone older in order to join TOG ? your kidding right ?
You have no idea what lengths people go through to become TOGgers! The "spouse clause" is harmless in comparison.
Many many years ago an underaged applicant offered his unborn child to the TOG Admins in exchange for membership. The TOG founder chuckled at this and said: "Sure, mate. Deliver the child and thou shallst be TOGgerized."
One beautiful morning, many months later, the men in red found a basket resting on their Admin front porch. They wrinkled their noses: The promise of gunpowder and frag grenades wasn't the only thing in the air. Inside the basket was an infant, barely a few days old, in desperate need of a diaper change, and attatched to the basket was a note: "i held up my end of teh bargin LOL now can u make me a member plz?"
Since that day the "unborn baby clause" has never been mentioned again.
I mean, seriously, didn't you ever wonder how Father got stuck with his name?