DayZ bleeding into real life
 

Is this happening to you?

1. I'm playing golf last week and I'm on the 15th. Par 4...400 metres.

"So if I use the DMR zoomed...."

2. Walking down the flight of stairs at work I feel myself reaching for my M1911 and leaning over the railing to make sure there are no survivors or zeds there.

Disclaimer: This is a joke. I am not a psycho.

Cut my hand with a knife cooking last night.

Ate some Baked Beans

Everything was k

I had that the other day, was at bunnings and was looking through the tools thinking "If I got attacked here by zeds I would have a few good weapons, 8 different types of hachets"

Mate, attach a ceiling fan to a weed wacker and sharpen the edges, Gee Gee

Scanning for movement... is that a zombie? Nope, survivor, no weapons, zero threat, give them baked beans, move on.

Frank & Beans for dinner again Yvnu?

Yvnu's just that person who walks along in real life with a can of baked beans in the back pocket in case of emergencies :D

Everytime I walk past the baked beans in a supermarket these days I smile.

Every time my knees ache I wonder if a shot of Morphine Auto Injector would finally cure it.

Last night i was outside and heard a noise, "thumpthump thumpthump thumpthump". I instantly thought 'bandit' but it turns out it was a train.