Old 19th July 2012, 12:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Is this happening to you?

1. I'm playing golf last week and I'm on the 15th. Par 4...400 metres.

"So if I use the DMR zoomed...."

2. Walking down the flight of stairs at work I feel myself reaching for my M1911 and leaning over the railing to make sure there are no survivors or zeds there.

Disclaimer: This is a joke. I am not a psycho.
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Old 19th July 2012, 01:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Cut my hand with a knife cooking last night.

Ate some Baked Beans

Everything was k
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Old 19th July 2012, 02:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I had that the other day, was at bunnings and was looking through the tools thinking "If I got attacked here by zeds I would have a few good weapons, 8 different types of hachets"
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Old 19th July 2012, 05:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Mate, attach a ceiling fan to a weed wacker and sharpen the edges, Gee Gee
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Old 19th July 2012, 05:51 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Scanning for movement... is that a zombie? Nope, survivor, no weapons, zero threat, give them baked beans, move on.
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Old 19th July 2012, 06:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Scanning for movement... is that a zombie? Nope, survivor, no weapons, zero threat, give them baked beans, move on.
Frank & Beans for dinner again Yvnu?
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Old 19th July 2012, 08:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Yvnu's just that person who walks along in real life with a can of baked beans in the back pocket in case of emergencies
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Old 19th July 2012, 11:05 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Everytime I walk past the baked beans in a supermarket these days I smile.
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Old 19th July 2012, 11:14 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 20th July 2012, 03:48 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Last night i was outside and heard a noise, "thumpthump thumpthump thumpthump". I instantly thought 'bandit' but it turns out it was a train.
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