Welcome to another Main Character Utimatel Flight Club event.
"Round Two" - The Alien Tamer round.
He is the last best hope for Planet Earth against the tyranny of the Covenant. He never shows his face, but always wears his heart on his sleeve. He has free fallen from space crafts and manages to survive the constant nagging from the women living in his head!
In the red corner, weighing in at ...umm ... "Heaps and Heaps", heralding from a HALO near you, wearing the Green trunks ...
He is "The Master Chief!"
His opponent ...
She is every Geeks fantasy. She is hot, she is armoured, she is packing heat, she can contort in to a ball and she is in her Metroid Prime!
In the Blue Corner, weighing in at ... "It's not polite to ask a ladies weight", heralding from deep space and wearing the gold trunks ...
She is "Samus Aran"
"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!"
Spectators are reminded to keep their hands and feet out side the square ring at all times, but are free to express their opinions of tonight's competitors.