PS3 and XBOX 360 to merge!
PS3 and XBOX 360 are going to merge:
As Advanced Extended Gaming Weekly presents,
Chief Engineer Wolgang A. Schlüssel mentions the hardware is a bit different, but this is solved by using a peer-to-peer hardware installation procedure. The best possible combination of components has been calculated using cloud computing.
"we utilise the best possible... cough... iterations of iterations. We only pick the best cycles from a CPU and discard the bad cycles. This way we make it 101% more efficient. The XBOX 360 GPU is used to preheat the Sony Blueray player. So this way everyone wins. In this peer-to-peer installation procedure people just send each other the missing components."
The new console will be called PSBOX-3. The new online service will be called XBOX Not Alive Playstation Nutwork, with a free DLC to all subscribers, namely "The April Fools Special DLC".