An Urge. To follow or not to follow?

[Endgame]

Between Xbox Live, and the Wonderful World of Warcrack, I have been suppressing this incredible urge to require an IQ test before being allowed to participate in any massive online expenditure. While I would never be one to take away good old fashioned video games ( since I was bloody well raised on them ), I wouldn't mind a few small changes.

#1) If you don't have hair growing in funny places, your voice hasn't lowered and you still have to take Phys Ed... You are not permitted to hurl the word "NOOB" around like you have some sort of profound knowledge. Also, co-insiding with this, if the pre-pubescent continues to scream supposed insults, have the parents fitted with a shock collar.

#2) I did not realize that the Trade Channel on either Horde or Alliance side of WoW, was actually designed for trading. What a novel concept! If they don't trade and simply call people names or try to prove that they are indeed, the most profound gamer known to history just because they spent 400+ hours in battlegroups... I'm still loving the shock collar idea.

#3) It is only a stupid question if you ask it 600 times and fail to read an answer. " Where's the Innkeeper?" Ask a guard. For bloody crying out loud, they put a marker on your map. Unfortunate for all of us, some just don't listen. They pester, and bother, and practically stalk. Yes! We need to impliment an anti-stalking bug into WoW. If you bug the holy crap out of someone, they just hit a button, and BAM! Your lvl 18 squishy is in the middle of Zangermarsh.

#4) I realize that I am ranting, but it's something I'm known for. But that's the bits and goodies of having PMS. It's better that I go off about these little whining fetus's before I end up going postal and on tomorrow's news the headline reading " Woman Kills 300 pre-teens with an xbox controller, and a mouse"

Tiptoe through the tulips! Give me your ideas! We will filter out the inane babble and triumph over raging horemones!

Oh... and if you wanna donate a Hershey's bar, I won't turn you down.