Old 4th June 2012, 10:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Season 1 Winner - AdmiralTrigger!!!

In a dramatic twist of events Trigger has failed to turn up to his own award ceremony resulting in the runner up, El Bazzito, taking home the inaugural Golden Shovel. And a well deserved winner he was. In the presence of a Mod he was dubbed "Sir El Bazzito" and will forever be remembered as the greatest Spleefer that ever was.

I wish you all the best of luck for Season 2!



Awarding the Golden Shovel







The official Knighting ceremony of SIR El Bazzito





Some stylish close-ups (With cake in the background.....mmmmm cake)



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Old 4th June 2012, 11:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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AH HAHH AHHAHHAHAHHHHAHA!!
Gracias!

As a small boy when feeding tabasco to my favourite Burro, and then later rubbing a cooling cactus salve onto the place where my eyebrows used to be, often I would feel I was destined for greater things!

I would wander around Casa De La Bazz, picking up flaming droppings with my asbestos gloves, and dream of the glory that one day might be mine.

I had the design for my spleefing nylon in mind from a young age - before even my second skin graft to cover my burns.

We were a poor but proud family, I had no shovel with which to practice, instead I used cactus branches....and I would dig - dig like there was no tomorrow, until the cactus stained my skin and the barbs could no longer hurt me.
Those in my village said I was loco.
Perhaps I was.
The cactus juice stained my skin, seeped into my pores and more - it soaked into my soul until I was no longer Bazz...I became El Bazzito!
Like a plauge (or past date Taco) I passed through my home land, all fell before me - small children would call my name, their mothers would dream that one day they would shout it in the midst of passion!

I was no longer just a man - I became legend.

And yet I trained.
With a single strike from my spleefing spade, villages would collapse.
And yet I trained.
Two strikes from my blade - and Pluto was no longer a planet.
And I trained.....

In search of the heights of spleefdom, I donned my nylon, mounted my Burro and left in search of other realms - realms that would bow to my greatness.

And I found TOG.

The battles were mighty.
The cactus juice staining my hands became covered in blood - both mine and those who rose against me.

Then I lost interest for a little bit, until tonight!

The call came across TOG - where is Admiral?
He did not show.
I assume fear kept him from showing up.

And with my mighty voice I did cry unto the judges:

"WHO CAME SECOND?"

And the judge spoke - all was quiet as we heard his words:

"You Bazz - need we say anymore?"

And I grinned, and laughed, and chuckled - snorted a little bit as well....
And then after two minutes said:

"So I win by default?"

And the judges said it was so.

And so people of TOG, to those who strive and grind - I say it IS possible, you CAN be as great as I have always been.

People of TOG - This golden shovel - I dedicate to you.

(please excuse my english)
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Old 5th June 2012, 01:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Um, excuse me what Award ceremony, nobody sent me an invite to any such thing.

I call this Rigged!!!!!
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people were callung your name fir a good 20 mins. you were online but afk. so it can't be helped....
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Well, perhaps we all need a second season so that we resolve this issue.

I recommend that the top of the arena be raised and a second floor be added so we can better play multi-level spleef.

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Old 5th June 2012, 03:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Um, excuse me what Award ceremony, nobody sent me an invite to any such thing.

I call this Rigged!!!!!
Yup - 100% rigged!
(I got hoathy to play along for shits and giggles!)
no need for a re-match though - I'm more than happy to hand over the golden shovel of triumph to it's rightful (albeit tardy) owner!

I'll leave it in your chest at spawn.

Grats Admiral - our true spleefing winner!
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Old 5th June 2012, 04:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Yup - 100% rigged!
Grats Admiral - our true spleefing winner!
Yes now we have had our fun it's time to acknowledge the true winner of season 1. Well done Admiral!!!! Next time when you're not afk I'll get a pic to commemorate your victory over (no longer Sir) El Bazzito.

Season 2 is now live so keep sending through those results. Maybe try a game or two while waiting for the Hunger Games on the weekend. As always there is cake, so please help yourself.

In news related to Sor's request I have begun work on an under ground "fight club" styled double layered Spleef arena. Stay tuned for more..
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Old 5th June 2012, 04:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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people were callung your name fir a good 20 mins. you were online but afk. so it can't be helped....
I was AFK harvesting melon on my automated harvester while doing stuff around the house.

I probably won't be back on for a few days due to BF3 commitments, but if you want to organize a time I can pop in for a few minutes.
I will try to return to my weekly ritual of popping in on Friday evenings though.

We so need a trophy cabinet mod or the shelf mod so we can show of stuff like this.

Well there is a possible one for bukkit at https://vserver.miykeal.com/~svn/ShowCaseStandalone/
Might have to test that out when I get home and see how it goes

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Old 5th June 2012, 05:57 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'd love a shelf or cabinet mod!
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Old 5th June 2012, 06:19 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I demand series 2, noone would challenge me when I was on and the one time Sko offered he then ran away and did not return!!!!!
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