Stop reading and go buy this game. Ok, fine.... So, after playing the demo for Just Cause 2 a couple of weeks ago I grabbed the PC version of the original when Steam was having its deal. Well, Just Cause is a pile of puke in comparison with its sequel. The opening missions teach you pretty much everything you can do in the game and soon after you are on your own to cause chaos in the island nation of Panau. One of your partners from thee first game has disappeared and possibly gone rogue. Your task is to endear yourself to three rival gangs in the hopes that they will lead you to him. Your arsenal includes explosives, a large variety of firearms and vehicles, and a grappling hook gun thing. The grapple is improved in this game and is no longer a weapon you have to select. Its also one of the most versatile tools in your arsenal. You can use it to pull enemies off of their feet (and off of ledges). You can attach it to vehicles and helicopters. You can slingshot yourself around the island in combination with your parachute. You can even attach two things together...like a soldier to a speeding car...or an airplane to a building.... The possibilities make me giggle....not a little girl giggle but an evil kind of giggle. The demo is available on the PS Network and XBOX Live.