Motorbikes?

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  1. Pseudonym

    Pseudonym Getting Started

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    Get the bike, your life may be a little a shorter but it will have been more enjoyable. :D


    In most case the guy in the bike is in the right. Its the dickhead in the car that causes the problem. Just ride as if everyone in a car is out to kill you and you'll do OK.


    Oh and ride in Victoria cos I dont think the other states ambos use depolarising muscle relaxants yet so we'll be able to intubate you quicker and easier and hopefully reduce the amount of secondary brain damage you'll suffer. :)
     
  2. Jello63

    Jello63 Well-Known Member

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    I'll remember that advice Pseud. :)
     
  3. phantom

    phantom Getting Started

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    :cry: used to ride heaps had a bad experience got hit by drunk driver hit & run never found out who to this day now have war wounds, i'll stick to more protection now :)
     
  4. Hugo a gogo

    Hugo a gogo Well-Known Member

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    OMG too much information :!: :wink:

    I'll stick to trail bike riding where the only thing I have to worry about is the occasional tree jumping out in front of me :)
     
  5. Belta

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    The only thing that will be shorter is the amount of time you spend waiting in Traffic :wink:

    First rule of motorcycling...
    Ride like everyone else is an idiot and Doesn't know you are there 8)

    Pffffffft
    Pity you cant adminster that stuff to half the brain
    dead motorists already out there huh ? :roll:
     
  6. Jello63

    Jello63 Well-Known Member

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    They need someting stronger Belta.......maybe Arsenic! :lol:
     
  7. Belta

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    I'm often heard by my wife to say

    :twisted: "Pass me the Bazooka Baby" :twisted:
     
  8. Arienne

    Arienne The Woman in Red Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Do you respond "I'll just go get it?"

    :twisted:
     
  9. Belta

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    If 0nly it were as easy as switching packs (ala BF1942) :wink:
     
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    I didn't realise that motorbikes came with training wheels or built in Zimmer frames. 8O :lol:

    cheers
    thedarf
     
  11. Nightlife

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    The training wheels are the side car racers :lol:
     
  12. Belta

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    Guys... You are talking about CARS

    They have the
    TRAINING WHEELS (2 extra) & ZIMMER FRAMES (the Chassis)
    ask A bike rider how many times he has nearly been killed by a
    motorist that didnt look over their shoulder when changing lanes....
    AS you are required to do by law
    You can tell who the intelligent drivers are just by that lil habit ALONE

    td ..what happened over in this thread mate...
    http://www.theoldergamers.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=2736&start=30
    you gone on holidays in the closet again? :twisted:
     
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    Either that or most of the time they are riders too. :wink:
     
  14. Arienne

    Arienne The Woman in Red Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Indeed Nightlife!
     
  15. Belta

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    My point exactly :wink:
    most riders form good habits which carry over
    to when they are in command of 4wheels or more :twisted:
     
  16. JonBoy

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    I used to ride a scooter, now I swap between
    the bicycle or the car, but the time on the scooter & bike
    have instilled me in the theory to treat every other road
    user, as an insane mofo out to kill me, that way, I'm not suprised.

    JonBoy
     
  17. Belta

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    FEAR tells me he has some Old bikes...

    Where are the piccys mate ?????
     

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