Story of my bunnings (hardware) store

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  1. Jazz

    Jazz Well-Known Member

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    I as most here have just dried my eyes from a fantastic story. Well writen and thanks for sharing.
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    Top stuff :)

    After reading I realised that most bunnings are well huge warhouses, now the amount of gas that would be needed would be well HUGE. But I suppose concentrated it would do the job:)

    Remind me never to eat anything like that.

    Great work :)
     
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    lol
     
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    nice and still proud as punch.
     
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    Nuff Said. :D :D :D :D :D
     
  6. Leevers

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    This has been brought up in a number of forums, but neglected to check it out until now....

    I sit here in tears laughing. A story this bloke will be telling at the pub for years to come
     
  7. speedybullet

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    i can relate to that with that rolflmao not a situation you wish on any one :)
     
  8. Train

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    Mate im telling you i am still laughing at it myself!, Bunnings is rather large but think about the effect if he had 1 bowl the night prior, He went back for another 2 Bowls afterwards!!!!
     
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    hahahahahaha.............priceless!!!:D
     
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    You sir are a god!
     
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    Too funny. I have tears in my eyes :lol:

    O-Ohh I have just thought of something. I have sent this to my wife. Hmm proably not the best thing to do without permission BUT when Train becomes famous at least we can all say aw we knew him when he was a harmless little TOGger :twisted: At least I put your (Train) name on it.
     
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    hahahah nice one dude. That was one funny story!
     
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    OMG that is so funny thx mate you made my night
     
  14. Train

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    Lol, thanks mate, good to know that i am already becomeing famous haha (NOT LIKLY) lol, make sure u duck last time i sent a female that e-mail i had to duck twuice except i forgot to duck the second time.

    Harmless lilTOGGER? lol this made me Extremly Leathal..... Just make sure you dont tell the MRS i posted it :D dont need to be in more trouble then i proberbly already am.

    Reminds me of the time i got pulled of by a cop, Went the wrong way out of krespy kream, 4 seconds later i got pulled over, Most cops say the predicatable "you know why i pulled you over?" Lol i couldn't help it, i looked at him and said "Cause you could smell it" pointing at my freshly made doughnuts, he looked at me and laughed (THANK GOD he had a sense of humour).

    The first time i was pulled over, i had a mate in the car, and i couldnt help it but to put my Badboys2 soundtrack into the CD player, Had the song playing while he was questioning me.. HAHA one of these days im going to regret this!

    But i love it, hope you all had a kick out of the store joke, and the doughnut one as well.
     
  15. Ketsu

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    Tell me where you live so I can stay well away from that area. Please. :)
     
  16. Train

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    lol, why is that? I have a tendancy to be funny towards coppers, well considering i want to become one,and i have a good relationship with most of them around here.

    They know how to take a joke. Hmmm but i do know that one day im gonna get in trouble lol. Ahh the hell with it.. Cant hurt to have a little fun.
     
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    LOL thats funny as LMAO:):):):):)
     
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  19. Train

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    What is this world coming to? Trust someone to pick that up LMAO although, was hoping it would be discovered alot faster than this!

    I was expecting someone like Omen to spot it or soemthing lol. Ahh well...
     
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    Busy doing things in other forums most of the time Train.
     
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