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    Well meaningless except for those who realise where these are comming from ;o)
     
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    If there is a possibility of several things going wrong,
    the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

    If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure
    can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop.
     
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    Dawn, n.:
    The time when men of reason go to bed.
    -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
     
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    I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
    Where it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda
    S-O-D-A soda
    I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
    I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
    Y-O-D-A Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

    Well I've been around but I ain't never seen
    A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green
    Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
    Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
    How he can raise me in the air just by raising his hand
    Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
    -- Weird Al Yankovic, "The Star Wars Song," to the tune of
    "Lola" by the Kinks
     
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    Well at least the subject title was accurate. Snake the quality of your posts has definately not increased. I thought being in love wolud have made you a bit more rationale :D
     
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    OK, if you think that being in love will make you more rational, then YOU need therapy more than ST does Psuedo, and he REALLY needs it!
     
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    Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
    Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly.
    I shall be sober in the morning.
     
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    QOTD:
    My mother was the travel agent for guilt trips.
     
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    I accept chaos. I am not sure whether it accepts me. I know some people
    are terrified of the bomb. But then some people are terrified to be seen
    carrying a modern screen magazine. Experience teaches us that silence
    terrifies people the most.
    -- Bob Dylan
     
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    Wedding, n:
    A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes
    to become nothing and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
     
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    One can search the brain with a microscope and not find the
    mind, and can search the stars with a telescope and not find God.
    -- J. Gustav White
     
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    Three great scientific theories of the structure of the universe are the
    molecular, the corpuscular and the atomic. A fourth affirms, with
    Haeckel, the condensation or precipitation of matter from ether -- whose
    existence is proved by the condensation or precipitation ... A fifth
    theory is held by idiots, but it is doubtful if they know any more about
    the matter than the others.
    -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
     
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    "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of
    mankind is beer.
    Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
    wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
     
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    To my memory Snake, you don't drink beer do you?

    THAT's what's wrong with you! :D
     
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    Oh no, the secret is out ;oP
     
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    Where do your SOCKS go when you lose them in th' WASHER?
     
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    He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
     
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    OS/2 Beer: Comes in a 32-oz can. Does allow you to drink several DOS
    Beers simultaneously. Allows you to drink Windows 3.1 Beer simultaneously
    too, but somewhat slower. Advertises that its cans won't explode when you
    open them, even if you shake them up. You never really see anyone
    drinking OS/2 Beer, but the manufacturer (International Beer
    Manufacturing) claims that 9 million six-packs have been sold.
     
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    You know you're getting old when you're Dad, and you're measuring your daughter
    for camp clothes, and there are certain measurements only her mother is allowed
    to take.
     
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    "To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible." -Calvin
     
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