Whats in the Box???

Discussion in 'The Barracks' started by Belta, Dec 13, 2003.

  1. Wayfarer

    Wayfarer Well-Known Member

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    Well, I don't get this:

    They sent gifts except for you, so you're Wife nicked out and got you something?

    What, if this is true, did you do that would create that sort of in-law relationship breakdown? And, more importantly, do you have any tips?
     
  2. Fox

    Fox Clown Administrator Administrator Moderator

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    If it's not one of those big shopping centres then it might be like your local bottle'o/fish shop/7-11/newsagent type jobs.

    They usually have a chemist/pharmacy.

    Yes?

    It's Viagra.
     
  3. Renegade

    Renegade Retired Captain

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    I thought the only shops in Berwick were restraunts and antique shops.
     
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    Definitely no need for the Viagra then 8O
     
  5. Wayfarer

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    rofl.....sub-size for aussies. eh? :)
     
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    SnakeTails Well-Known Member

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    I know what it is...

    All the scum from the bottom of the washing machine and the room floors that you neglected to clean after your engine rebuild
     
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    LMFAO And I was thinking what a runt. :twisted:
     
  8. Belta

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    You'll all be glad to know that I finally harassed my wife into submission :twisted:

    I was asking her "Whats in the box???" every 2-4mins :p

    So she relented... and let me open the pressie

    ITS A NEW BREAKFAST BOWL....

    I have a big brekky...and hence need a SALAD bowl to hold the 8 Wheat Bix (Wheat Biscuits) along with the (Banana, Egg, 2 Tablespoons of Protein shake powder, and top-up with water)... Milkshake that I pour all over it !!!!

    The wife broke my last bowl when doing the dishes a few weeks ago and we have been looking for a suitable replacement for a few weeks unsuccessfully :roll: until she passed this big momma sitting in a window

    its about 10inches in Diameter and about 3.5inches deep

    /And you can lay-off with the penis jokes

    NOW I'm off to make some TOG points back with the missus...

    I was at the PC (obviously) and typing with my headphones on and listening to "Apartment" by Custard on the TripleJ Htttest 100 CD
    and being so warm here today there are little tiny bugs everywhere trying to get to any light source they can ....
    Whilst typing this post The better half snuck up from behind and kissed me softly on back of the right shoulder....
    Unfortunately I thought it was a bug crawling on me... and guess who copped my left hand on her forehead at full force :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
     
  9. Arienne

    Arienne The Woman in Red Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    ROFLMAO!!!

    Ah, that is priceless!
     
  10. Wayfarer

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D

    wtf about the bowl? Man you take your breaky seriously. Our cats got new bowls last Christmas :)
     
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    lol - good story.

    You know what they say about a man that can eat 8 wheat bix ...
     
  12. Janus

    Janus Hope is Alive

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    Belta, that is priceless. :mrgreen:

    Someone archive this thread!
     
  13. Smash

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    LOL suprised she didn't break the bowl on your melon LOL
     
  14. Aramar

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    LMAO :lol: :lol:
    yep definitely one for the archives
     
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    Great story Belta just what I need this morning.....a really good laugh

    /bow


    good job :lol:
     
  16. thedarf

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Bleta just what we would come to expect from a MEXICAN :p

    Now Santy won't bring you any other presents

    cheers
    thedarf
     
  17. Belta

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    You're such a DORK td :lol:
     
  18. Jello63

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    :lol: Belta, I am also happy to hear another older person that enjoys jjj music.
     
  19. HellDad

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    Belta, are you a large person? If that's your breakfast, what must dinner be like? 8O (...thinks images of a whole calf roasting on a spit, 17 Kg of foil-wrapped spuds in the fire.)

    And if you are a large person, all the more sympathy for Mrs B getting squashed like a bug. :(
     
  20. Belta

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    Nah... only 70kg HD....

    just have the big breakky... other maels are average

    Mrs B has had a headache today.... I'm sure its just from the heat tho :wink:
     

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